{"id":5026,"date":"2010-07-16T22:44:13","date_gmt":"2010-07-17T02:44:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bugfox.net\/fun\/?p=5026"},"modified":"2010-07-16T22:44:13","modified_gmt":"2010-07-17T02:44:13","slug":"the-barbers-lament","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bugfox.net\/fun\/2010\/07\/16\/the-barbers-lament\/","title":{"rendered":"The Barber&#8217;s Lament"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>BARBER: Being a barber used to be great. Back then, everyone wanted to be a barber. There were barbershops everywhere. It&#8217;s not that way anymore. It&#8217;s Ella Grasso&#8217;s fault. She ruined it for everybody.<\/p>\n<p>ME: Huh? How did she ruin it?<\/p>\n<p>BARBER: We used to have a state barber commission. Barbers had a six-year apprenticeship. Barbers had to be men, and we could cut either men&#8217;s or women&#8217;s hair. The ladies&#8217; hairdressers, they had only a three-year apprenticeship, and they were only allowed to cut women&#8217;s hair. When Grasso came in, back in 1980, she cried that it was discrimination. She said that women should be allowed to cut both men&#8217;s and women&#8217;s hair.<\/p>\n<p>These days when the inspector comes, he only checks the bathroom and the water and says &#8220;Sign here and pay $100.&#8221; The inspector from the state barber commission used to inspect the equipment and talk to the customers. He was a barber himself with his own shop, so he knew what he was doing. The governor appointed the state commission, so when there was a Democrat governor the inspector was a Democrat, and when a Republican got elected we had a Republican inspector.<\/p>\n<p>Ella Grasso got rid of the state commission and left it all up to the city health departments. There used to be a barbershop on every corner. Now we have these &#8220;styling salons.&#8221; It just isn&#8217;t the way it used to be.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>BARBER: Being a barber used to be great. Back then, everyone wanted to be a barber. There were barbershops everywhere. It&#8217;s not that way anymore. It&#8217;s Ella Grasso&#8217;s fault. She&#8230; <a href=\"https:\/\/bugfox.net\/fun\/2010\/07\/16\/the-barbers-lament\/\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[63],"tags":[369],"class_list":["post-5026","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wonderful-and-strange","tag-barbers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bugfox.net\/fun\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5026","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bugfox.net\/fun\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bugfox.net\/fun\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bugfox.net\/fun\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bugfox.net\/fun\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5026"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/bugfox.net\/fun\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5026\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5030,"href":"https:\/\/bugfox.net\/fun\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5026\/revisions\/5030"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bugfox.net\/fun\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5026"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bugfox.net\/fun\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5026"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bugfox.net\/fun\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5026"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}