{"id":4683,"date":"2010-03-24T21:41:33","date_gmt":"2010-03-25T01:41:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bugfox.net\/fun\/?p=4683"},"modified":"2010-03-24T21:41:33","modified_gmt":"2010-03-25T01:41:33","slug":"speaking-of-gainax-endings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bugfox.net\/fun\/2010\/03\/24\/speaking-of-gainax-endings\/","title":{"rendered":"Speaking of Gainax Endings&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;what do you suppose the odds are that Gainax is planning a Gainax Ending for the upcoming final episode of <em>Hanamaru Kindergarten<\/em>? Based on <a href=\"\/fun\/2008\/11\/23\/neon-genesis-evangelion-anime-review\/\">previous examples<\/a> it might go something like this:<\/p>\n<p>Anzu-chan finally realizes that Tsuchi is never going to marry her. She goes berserk and brings an AK-47 to kindergarten. Tsuchida-sensei happens to be absent that day, but it doesn&#8217;t save him&#8211;a jealous Hinagiku has already ordered her father&#8217;s henchmen to whack him. Meanwhile Hiiragi, who has figured out how to build a miniature version of the Large Hadron Collider in her father&#8217;s basement, accidentally creates a mini black hole which swallows up the Earth. That should just about do it.<\/p>\n<p>I confidently predict that this will prove to be just as accurate as most of my other predictions.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;what do you suppose the odds are that Gainax is planning a Gainax Ending for the upcoming final episode of Hanamaru Kindergarten? Based on previous examples it might go something&#8230; <a href=\"https:\/\/bugfox.net\/fun\/2010\/03\/24\/speaking-of-gainax-endings\/\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[338],"class_list":["post-4683","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-anime","tag-hanamaru-kindergarten"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bugfox.net\/fun\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4683","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bugfox.net\/fun\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bugfox.net\/fun\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bugfox.net\/fun\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bugfox.net\/fun\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4683"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/bugfox.net\/fun\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4683\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4687,"href":"https:\/\/bugfox.net\/fun\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4683\/revisions\/4687"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bugfox.net\/fun\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4683"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bugfox.net\/fun\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4683"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bugfox.net\/fun\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4683"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}