{"id":2908,"date":"2009-04-07T22:37:07","date_gmt":"2009-04-08T03:37:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bugfox.net\/fun\/?p=2908"},"modified":"2009-04-08T07:38:19","modified_gmt":"2009-04-08T12:38:19","slug":"tears-to-tiara-episode-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bugfox.net\/fun\/2009\/04\/07\/tears-to-tiara-episode-1\/","title":{"rendered":"Tears to Tiara&#8211;Episode 1"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You know you&#8217;re showing your origins as a video game when&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;the hero jumps on the back of a giant wild boar, stabs it through the heart with his sword, jumps to the ground as it falls&#8230;and drops his sword back into the scabbard without taking the time to clean it.<\/p>\n<p> Actually the best part is the end of the episode:<\/p>\n<ul class=\"screenbox\">\n<li>EVIL HIGH PRIEST: Demon King Arawn, I was the one who summoned you. I summoned you in order to accelerate the end that you desire! Now, Demon King: thank me by making a bargain with me, since I have followed the ancient contract! I want to become the king of the world, so crown me king of the empire that you are going to create! I give you this girl, the descendant of the Elf King, as a sacrifice! Drink her fresh blood, eat her organs, and devour her soul, O Demon King!<\/li>\n<li>DEMON KING: (Takes the form of a darkly handsome young man, and looks at Riannon as if he has a somewhat different notion of what to do with her.)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know you&#8217;re showing your origins as a video game when&#8230; &#8230;the hero jumps on the back of a giant wild boar, stabs it through the heart with his sword,&#8230; <a href=\"https:\/\/bugfox.net\/fun\/2009\/04\/07\/tears-to-tiara-episode-1\/\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[264],"class_list":["post-2908","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-anime","tag-tears-to-tiara"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bugfox.net\/fun\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2908","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bugfox.net\/fun\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bugfox.net\/fun\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bugfox.net\/fun\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bugfox.net\/fun\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2908"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/bugfox.net\/fun\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2908\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2913,"href":"https:\/\/bugfox.net\/fun\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2908\/revisions\/2913"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bugfox.net\/fun\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2908"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bugfox.net\/fun\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2908"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bugfox.net\/fun\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2908"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}