“I have always wished for my computer to be as easy to use as my telephone; my wish has come true because I can no longer figure out how to use my telephone.”
— Danish computer scientist Bjarne Stroustrup
CLARIFICATION: Bjarne Stroustrup is the inventor of the C++ programming language. Doonsbury refers to him as a “Danish computer scientist” and Wikipedia describes him the same way. However he has spent almost his entire professional career in the United States.