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Hey, do you want to see cute anime characters die horrible bloody deaths? If you are sure of the answer then you probably already have enough information to decide whether you want to watch this series.
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How many miles to Babylon?
Three score and ten
Can I get there by candlelight?
Aye, and back again
If your feet are nimble and light,
You’ll get there by candlelight.
–Traditional Children’s Rhyme

For what it is, this movie is just about perfect. What it is is a fairy tale, brimming with energy and imagination, featuring thrills, chills, the requisite happy ending, and above all a sense of wonder.

The story begins in Nineteenth Century England, in the ancient village of Wall, so named because of a long stone wall which separates our world from the magical kingdom of Stormhold. Tristan (Charlie Cox) a good-hearted but inept young man sees a falling star. Seeking to impress a pretty girl, he promises to cross the wall and bring it back to her. But the laws of nature are different in Stormhold, and he is astonished to discover that the star is actually a beautiful young woman (Claire Danes.)

This is only the beginning of his adventures, for many people are seeking the star for their own nefarious purposes, including a wicked witch (Michelle Pfeiffer) and two ruthless princes. Robert De Niro makes a startling appearance as a ruthless but sensitive pirate captain.

This is a wonderful and satisfying movie, but the fact that I called it a “fairy tale” does not mean that it is OK to take your five-year-old to see it. It is too violent and scary for small children. Ten years might be a reasonable minimum age. (It is rated PG-13 for “fantasy violence” and some mild sexual humor.)

This is a mildly amusing romantic comedy. Actually it’s light on the romance and even lighter on the comedy (meaning that there are no big laughs.) However it is definitely heartwarming and fun to watch.

Catherine Zeta Jones plays a workaholic chef with no interests outside of work. Her life is disrupted when her sister is killed in an automobile accident, leaving her in charge of her nine-year-old niece (the adorable Abigail Breslin.) At the same time she is forced to work with a happy-go-lucky sous chef (Aaron Eckhart) who irritates the Hell out of her. Will this group somehow form a family? I’ll give you one guess.

This is a remake of the 2002 German film Mostly Martha (Bella Martha). Since I never saw the original I am in no position to make invidious comparisons.